Where In the World is Goni?

Everyone knows he is in Washington DC doing “work” from his office in Chevy Chase, MD. The ex-President even admitted that he would be safer in a prison in Bolivia, than in Washington DC due to his fears that a terrorist-planted nuclear bomb would target the nation’s capital.

The ambassador to Bolivia recently confirmed that Goni does not have American citizenship, from the time he lived and studied in the United Stats. How did he suddenly get permission under stricter immigration laws to stay? There are reports that he is in the country on a student spouse visa, as his wife is studying English at Georgetown University.

Another nontraditional student, ex-minister Carlos Sanchez Berzain, also seems to be in the country with a student visa.

Reside con su familia (esposa y dos hijas) en la ciudad de Miami. Fuentes políticas informaron que el ex ministro de Defensa decidió realizar estudios en una universidad, pero no pudieron precisar qué carrera o curso de posgrado fue elegido por el ex funcionario. Las fuentes ignoran sus labores privadas.

Maybe he joined a frat and is competing in diving tournaments.